littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

desactivated:

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

ecooli:

My best friend just sent this to me

ecooli:

My best friend just sent this to me

jeanroqueraltique:

making a new friend

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they turn out to be a complete asshole

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sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

iwishihadafather:

is that kris jenner

iwishihadafather:

is that kris jenner

thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.

Sure Ellen Page came out of the closet but could she draw in the third grade? Macklemore investigates

yeevil:

probably not that

surprisebitch:

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

finally someone said it









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