romanbarbieminaj:

@nickiminajSo excited to announce that I will not only perform, but I have the honorable task of HOSTING this year’s MTV European Music Awards!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The show will shoot in GLASGOW, SCOTLAND for its 20th Anniversary ON NOVEMBER 9th!!!! Find us@mtvema and Vote at mtvema.com 😘😘😘😘😘

australian-government:

my anaconda don’t want none unless we have the same political views and share the same values 

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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australian-government:

australian-government:

flower-crown69:

australian-government:

flower-crown69:

australian-government:

tvviter:

australian-government:

i’m wearing thongs for work and you can’t stop me

flip-flops?

thongs

flip-flops = thongs :)

thongs*

i know what you mean. In America we call them “flip-flops”.

thongs*

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commonbee:

is this one of the deleted scenes from american horror story

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89

Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99

Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44

Heely’s - $133.21

all american family dinner
mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

Nicki Minaj at Verace Fashion Show for New York Fashion Week

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Steal her look - L’il Sebastian

Sweet Holic Donkey Onesie - £39.99

Tengs Medium Long Wavy Full Wig (silver white) - £17.99

Windsor Equestrian Horses Bridle - £23.99

extremedildo:

"don’t sit like that, its unladylike"

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